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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"

"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"Broke a mirror today Seven years bad luck, my lawyer says he will get it down to five"

"Me: ""Hey towel, you're looking good. What u doing later?"" Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot."

"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."

"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."