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Joke of the Day
"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"
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"Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case."
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."
"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"
"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"
"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"
"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."
"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"
"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."