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Joke of the Day

"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"

"I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer. It was a hot button issue."

"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."

"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""

"My girlfriend and I always like to laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh with more intensity and greater strength."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"

"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."

"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"