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Joke of the Day
"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
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"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
"Did you hear Mr. Fanatic started delivering gifts to children? They call him the elastic clause."
"Gandalf gave me a test... I didn't pass."
"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""
"*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*"
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""
"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."
"I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them"