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Joke of the Day
"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."
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"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"
"Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives."
"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"
"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"1) ""Obamas spying on you.""2) ""Eh. Cost of being free!""1) ""Obama wants to give you healthcare.""2) ""WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?"""
"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."