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Joke of the Day

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!"

"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."

"I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."

"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."

"Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P ."