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Joke of the Day

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."

"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."

"Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge? The water was so cold , he's still shaking."

"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"

"I used to date a dysexic woman... ... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"I saw a sign today that said ""tailor-made sandwiches"" What the hell does a tailor know about making sandwiches?"

"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."

"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."

"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."

"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"