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Joke of the Day

"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""

"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."

"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"

"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Which dog can tell time? A watchdog."

"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"

"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"

"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."

"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."

"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"