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Joke of the Day

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."

"[my son brings a meme home] please can we keep him [me loading shot gun] leave the room Gregg"

"Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?"

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."

"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."

"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."

"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"

"(People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon."