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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."
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"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"
"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"
"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."
"I think my girlfriend might be a vegetarian... ...because I've never met a girl like herbivore."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"
"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"
"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."
"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"