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Joke of the Day

"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."

"My brother and I replaced the tennis balls on Nana's walker with superballs and watching her bounce down the steps was a kodak moment."

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"

"In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering ""I don't know how you eat that shit""."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump at all"

"I went to a support group for premature ejaculation yesterday. I wasn't sure what to wear, so I came in my pants."

"If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, ""I've got tickets to..."" and hang up"

"What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day? I cantaloupe."

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."