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Joke of the Day
"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"
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"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."
"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."
"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."
"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."
"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"
"What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit? The Bucket!"