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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."

"How does a crazy person get out of the woods? They take the psychopath."

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."

"Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"