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Joke of the Day
"I have emotional constipation I haven't given a shit in years!"
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"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees."
"Whats brown and ryhmes with snoop Poop."
"Lifehack: put on sunscreen before work, you trick your senses into believing you're in for a day of fun instead of soul-crushing mediocrity."
"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be."
"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"