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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved."
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"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen This frozen baby needs to see a physician"
"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"
"I heard the BEST joke the other day! It was about anti-climaxes."
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"
"I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."