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Joke of the Day

"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."

"I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life"

"Capitalization is important. NSFW Capitalization is the difference between ""I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse."" and ""I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."""

"I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot."

"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."

"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."

"a contractor is just a regular tractor that rips people off"

"What's something that you can catch but not throw? feelings. T.T"

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"

"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."