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Joke of the Day

"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world The ones who can count, and those who can't."

"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."

"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"

"[NSFW] what do you call a Uk police woman with a shaved pussy? Cuntstubble"

"What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney"

"My car was making this annoying sound . . . . . . so I went to see a mechanic. Me: My car is making an annoying sound. Mechanic: Easy fix. Reach over. Open the door. And push her out."

"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"

"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"