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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about Youtube comments? I'll tell it once this gets 500 upvotes."

"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."

"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"

"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."