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Joke of the Day
"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."
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"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"
"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."
"""I beat you, fair and square"" - Me telling you what I did to you, where I did it, and what my favorite shape is"
"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"
"I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"
"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"