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Joke of the Day

"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"

"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"

"Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"What's the fastest form of bread? Scone."

"What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee."