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Joke of the Day

"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."

"What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe."

"The word ""fireplace"" really reveals the creativity of our ancestors."

"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."

"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"

"Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date? It was mayhem."