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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."
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"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."
"Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction"
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"
"Which Nordic country should you never be a part of? Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over."
"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"