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Joke of the Day
"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"
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"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."
"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maybe"
"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."
"Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old."
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36? Haha. Only if she's a giant caterpillar."
"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."