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Joke of the Day

""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """

"When someone says, ""I haven't seen you in forever,"" a fun response is, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""

"Just because someone says, I love you, doesn't automatically mean they love just you."

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"Why do so many black people believe in God? Its the only father they will ever know."

"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"

"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."