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Joke of the Day

"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""

"My fly was down the entire day & I didn't notice. So I'm taking him out for drinks after work. Hopefully that'll help cheer him up a bit."

"About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend . . . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . ."

"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."

"I am going to stop procrastinating tomorrow."

"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."

"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."

"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"

"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"

"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."