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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid"

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."

"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"These Black and Mexican jokes have gone too far Once you know Juan, you know Jamal."

"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."

"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."