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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."
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"You have a life"
"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."
"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."