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Joke of the Day

"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"

"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"

"GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain"

"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."

"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"

"What do you call a nun with a drinking problem? A bad habit"

"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."

"The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me."