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"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet."
"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."
"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."
"A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'."
"My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry."
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."