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Joke of the Day

"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."

"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."

"I call my car the ""pussy wagon"" because that's where I go to cry."

"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"

"Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together"

"NICE SPREAD you know where there are certain things you're not supposed to eat buy you cant help yourself? that's why I can never be a gynecologist"

"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"