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Joke of the Day

"NICE SPREAD you know where there are certain things you're not supposed to eat buy you cant help yourself? that's why I can never be a gynecologist"

"I was reading a subreddit about unfinished sentences and it was Im not finishing this one eithe"

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."

"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."

"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"I bet pain pills are really disappointing to masochists not familiar with the language."

"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"

"What if someone was called zelnut Then I'd be like hey zelnut"