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Joke of the Day

"I call my car the ""pussy wagon"" because that's where I go to cry."

"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."

"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"

"Why cant asians drive? Because cars takes you from A to B"

"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""

"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."

"What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it? DU-WHY?!"

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"