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Joke of the Day
"You must've been conceived at home... That's where most accidents happen."
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"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"
"Do you know how electricity works? The truth may shock you."
"ELF: Santa one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen."
"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
"What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"