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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out."
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"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"
"I am a Buddhist atheist, I hope I'm reincarnated as a atheist Buddhist."
"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."
"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."
"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"