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Joke of the Day

"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""

"These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross."

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"What does the Fox say? not the news"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."

"I've written a book called, 'How Not To Get Conned Out Of Your Money'. It's available in all good bookshops priced 149.99."

"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."