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"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"
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"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"
"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"
"I just bought a film with..."
"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""
"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"
"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."
"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."
"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."
"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."