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Joke of the Day

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel."

"I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road."

"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""

"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."

"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"

"Studies show that fat men make better lovers than skinny men But my mate Esteban always breaks the bed when he tries!"

"I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank."

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"