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Joke of the Day

"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"

"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"

"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"

"Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."

"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."

"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"

"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"