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Joke of the Day
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
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"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."
"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"
"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"
"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."
"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."
"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."