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Joke of the Day
"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
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"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
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"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
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"It's not that Trump is a traitor. He's an ""alternative patriot."""
"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""
"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."
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