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Joke of the Day
"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"
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"What do you call a cop standing on dog poo? Officer on doody."
"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"
"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."
"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"
"Everyone who believes in Psychokinesis... raise my hand"
"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"
"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"