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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Mexican go ""bow hunting"" with the Native American? He didn't Habanero."

"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"

"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."

"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."