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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about dating a Muslim The sex is explosive"

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."

"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."

"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died? I'm in de-nile"

"Two Mafia hitmen are walking through the forest at night when one of them says ""I have to admit, it's pretty scary out here."" The other replies, ""You think this is bad? I have to walk back alone."""

"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"