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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a Muslim The sex is explosive"
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"Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today... ... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says....""Aah, this takes me back"""
"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"
"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"
"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."
"""Daddy, what does 'autonomous' mean?"" ""Do your own fucking homework!"""
"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."