26840

Joke of the Day

"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."

"I made up a new word plagiarism"

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."

"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"

"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"another polish joke why do polish people keep empty bottles in the fridge? for those that don't want anything to drink"