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Joke of the Day

"How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."

"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."

"Don't forget to contemplate the meaning of life while standing in the cycle lane with your car door wide open today."

"I rear-ended a guy on the way to work today Rectum."

"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"

"Did you know... Jesus created cross-fit. I guess you could say I really nailed that one."

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."