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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!"
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"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"
"Why did the cave hate miners? They're always picking on him."
"My girlfriend's father got mad that I proposed to her without asking him first but there's just no way I would ever marry that guy."
"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."