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Joke of the Day
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!"
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"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever."
"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"
"Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas."
"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."
"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."
"You show me a tropical fruit... And I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."