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Joke of the Day
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
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"How do you seat four gay men on a bar stool? Flip it over."
"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."
"Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack? Siri: I clear your browser history. Me: That's right darling."
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"
"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."
"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"
"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."