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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
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"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."
"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""
"If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon."
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"
"What type of carpet do you put in an igloo? Burr-burr"
"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."
"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"
"It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright"