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Joke of the Day
"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"
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"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"
"What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle"
"How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>"
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"
"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."